What to Wear

I'm packing- really I am!

You can even ask Hottie Husband.

If you can find him.

But he is probably riding his mountain bike on what I am now calling his three hour tour.

He is a man of leisure I tell you!

Now that he has finished up his jobs and is looking with eyes set to the North- He is a MAN OF LEISURE! Pronounced- lezzzzure!

He is also helping me A LOT with the kids- taking them to school, helping with homework, doing puzzles, reading books. But don't tell him I told you. Cuz then I can't tease him about being a man of lezzzure on a three hour tour.

So yes, I am packing and being responsible about all the things I need to get done- they are taking over my brain and wandering in and out of my consciousness. I am writing them down in order to cease the wandering.

But, I can't seem to get my mind to stop wandering off to the clothes I am going to need. It wanders to boots and jackets and socks and hats and skinny jeans.

I am a Southern California girl from birth- blonde hair natural at one point long ago, flip flops I have been trained by my niece not to call them thongs anymore- it gives everyone a different instant image in mind and skirts along with sunglasses that are always getting lost or breaking. That's me!

I don't know if I can give up my skirts so when I was at Target today, I spied some of the longest socks I have ever seen. Thigh high socks. Like these...

So, I'm thinkin I can still wear my skirts in the Northern land if I wear tights, my super long thigh high socks, a long down coat and some boots! I bought them just in case. I figured if it didn't work for that, HH would probably like to see me some thigh high socks in any circumstance. Shhh! I didn't really say that out loud.

Speaking of boots, my sister loaned me these the other night

for this get up we wore to a costume party.

Don't we just look like we are ready to giddy on up to Montana!

So that got me thinking that I really need to get me some boots. Every pair of shoes I own except for my Uggs and tennis shoes either has an open toe or an open heel. I don't have any whole shoes. They are all little halvsies. Yes, I am surely in need 0f some boots.

Then, I was reading about warm boots and some reviewer just had to mention that the boots look good with skinny jeans. Well, then I just had to research me some skinny jeans. I typed in the words what are the best skinny jeans and then the computer read my body type and automatically inserted for curvy girls at the end of my question. Are they trying to say-Skinny jeans for not so skinny girls? Maybe! Well, that works for me.

Anyway, this not so pencil thin mama wants skinny jeans now because there are certain boots - like the warm ones- that will look good pulled over skinny jeans instead of stuffed under a boot cut.

I'll just need a nice flowing top or big cozy sweater because skinny jeans with a snug curve- revealing top on a "curvy" girl with cute boots would not make a very good first impression.

Want to know the name of the jeans that work for curvy girls according to my research?

It is Joe Jeans- The Skinny Honey Booty!

I just love that- Can't you just hear HH-

"COME HERE YOU SKINNY HONEY BOOTY!"

I want to wear them just for the name.

I don't know why my font has suddenly changed and NO I can't fix it.

And then I'll turn my leg like that and pout a bit and put my hand in my hair and show off my SKINNY HONEY BOOTY.

Alas, I may never get these jeans and this little ladies curves look nothing like mine but I am allowed to dream.

HH did buy a hat for me the other day. You know, the ones like they wore in that movie Fargo. I'll try to get a picture soon. It'll probably go really good with those socks.