Troublesome Tooth Fairy

We are having some trouble with the tooth fairy at our house. Actually, this isn't new for her. She has done a pretty poor job with our kids from the start and we just don't know what to do with her. Maybe you can give me some help because we are at our wits end with this little sprite.

First, she forgets the most important thing. She forgets to go into the boys rooms at night and leave money under their pillows. Mr. Baseball has saved her from complete shame many a time. After consoling crying children, he has suddenly found money where moments before there was none or has come up with ideas for places where the tooth fairy may have hidden the money.

Can you believe the audacity? The tooth fairy hiding the money she leaves for the tooth! What has happened to her that she has resorted to such trickery?

Grandparents have also had to come to her rescue so that her reputation will not totally be soiled. One time, she put the money in the motor home where the grandparents were sleeping instead of under the pillow where the tooth was left. It makes no sense that she would do such a thing! She must be losing her mind or desperately need glasses if she actually thought that my child was sleeping in the motor home when he was obviously in his own bed. 

She also has no idea what to do with the notes. Sometimes she writes one back in this crazy curly cue writing, sometimes she leaves the note there and sometimes she just takes it with no response. She needs some lessons in tooth fairy etiquette. 

Oh, and I must tell you that the amounts she leaves must be some type of bribe for all of the hassle and heartache she causes my children. Mister Baseball thinks it is ridiculous that one tooth would warrant $5.00. But, to her defense, she sometimes does leave some cool coins.

Perhaps she needs some medication to keep her more awake and alert for all of her middle of the night escapades.

Maybe I'll put some out for her next time, kinda like putting cookies out for Santa!